what is indian politics

 

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What is Indian Politics 

Ruling Central Party is Congress with support of Left Party

Week One

Media makes a big story of John Abraham shaving his head and beard, advising youth to follow. Thumbs up by Rajesh Roshan, Feroz Khan and Shabana, international players etc. In the meantime John is married and is on honey-moon somewhere incognito.

Week Two

Blade companies prosper, announces new product 'user-friendly head shaver'. Wig companies prosper too. But Hair Dye companies foresee dying. Same is the case with Hair oil companies and Shampoo companies. So all these loss making companies appealed to the President directly for withdrawal of John Abraham's advice to youth as the government wasn't interested in solving their problems.

Now the President who is a Sikh/Muslim, is in dilemma and couldn't take any decision as this would give birth to religion clashes.

Week Three 

Hair oil, Hair Dye and Shampoo companies start lobbying with MPs. The trade union representatives of some lakhs of employees  lobby with the Left party as the employees are losing jobs. MP raises the issue in Lok Sabha. 

Week Four

Hectic activity in ruling Congress, Left party camps. The Minister proposes 'Yatra' with John Abraham before the opposition decides on 'Yatra'. The opposition burns effigy of minister and John Abraham in all cities and advises ban on John Abraham's movies. Pakistan says it's India's internal affairs, but Al Qaeda and Jais-e-Mohammed issue 'Fatwa' to John Abraham as shaving beard is against Islamic fundamentals.

Week Five

The Left do not compromise as they want to encash the recent wave in favour of them. They withdrew support to the Government. The government is in minority and Loksabha is dissolved and fresh elections are announced.  90000 employees of various companies send SMS/Telegram/Email to John Abraham to withdraw his advice to youths.

 

Week Six

John Abraham returns to India and in fact he wasn't aware of the developments. He says, since he had gone to Tirupati, he had offered 'Mudi' (sacrifice). The media had mis-interpreted his statement/advice. He clarifies that his offering 'Mudi' has no connection and it was a voluntary one by him and he never has advised any one for shaving of head or beard. He had just advised all youth to visit Tirupati and pray for a successful career.

Meanwhile Ram Gopal Verma announces a new film titled 'Mudi at Tirupati' to be directed by Rajesh Roshan and offers the lead role to John Abraham. The film commences shooting immediately to encash public sentiments.

Week Fifteen

Movie became a super hit.

end- imagination  written someಟೈಮ್ in 2002

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